As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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