I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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