Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My pussy is not your playground.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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