Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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