Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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