I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Drake has all the answers
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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