think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
