I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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