Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I didn't notice because vodka
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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