no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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