new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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