Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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