She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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