gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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