In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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