walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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