Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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