You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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