Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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