WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
