I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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