Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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