You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My pussy is not your playground.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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