Don't make out with my wife yet
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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