is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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