Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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