ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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