i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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