Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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