hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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