So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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