I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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