just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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