Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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