My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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