Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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