Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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