508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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