i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just puked most of my soul out..
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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