his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i can't believe i had my finger in that
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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