You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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