69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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