Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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