smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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