She's JV to your varsity
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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