Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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