i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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