Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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