I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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