i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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